UMP/SMG-45 Camo Mags

Ever feel like your SMG-45/UMP is the wallflower at the gun range party? Does it stand awkwardly in the corner, nursing a cup of gun oil? Time to give it a fashion upgrade with the "MultiCam 30" magazine!
Features:
Perma-Camo Tech: This isn’t a flimsy sticker or a weekend DIY project. Our "What-Dirt?" technology means this camo is here to stay—just like your in-laws.
Ego Boost: Automatically elevates you to the 'cool kids' table at any gathering. Approved for use at hunting trips, range days, and mandatory family reunions.
Why You Need MultiCam 30:
Permanent Camo: We’re talking “till death do us part” level commitment here. That camo is not going anywhere. Unlike Karen.
Be the Envy: When you show up at the range with this beauty, even the burliest, most bearded operators will offer you a solemn nod of respect.
Limited Edition: Like that collectible action figure you keep in the box, but actually useful.
FAQs:
Q: Will the camouflage make me invisible?
A: While our camo is impressive, it can't hide you from life's responsibilities, or from deer. Sorry.
Q: Is this magazine dishwasher safe?
A: We wouldn't recommend it unless you're interested in voiding your warranty and all semblance of common sense.
Q: Can the camo handle extreme conditions?
A: This camo is tougher than your grandma's meatloaf and more resilient than your ability to ignore chores.